Joke: Trouble down below A man was having a bit of trouble getting his 'down-below' to respond at the right moment, so he went to see an old Wizard. The wizard pondered his predicament then cast a spell on the man with the words "Ali-kazzam!" The wizard instructed the man that whenever he and his wife were feeling energetic he would simply need to say "1, 2, 3" and he would not have any worries for the rest of the night. But he warned that the spell would only work once a year and so to make the most of it, and to cancel the effects say "1,2,3,4". Later that night the man and his wife were in bed together and the man thought he would try his luck and whispered "1, 2, 3". To which his wife replied "What did you say 1,2,3 for?"