Joke: Vibrator A woman walks into an adult toyshop, trembling, nervous and obviously upset. She approaches the manager and asks in a weak and stuttering voice, "Do you sell vibrators?" He replied, "Of course, any kind you want." Then she asked, "Do you stock the ultra deluxe double vibrator?" He replied again in the affirmative. She then asked in a quivering voice, "Can you show me how to turn it off".