Joke: Brains

WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (The actual AP headline)

Linda Burnett, 23, was visiting her in-laws, and while there
went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the
windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands
behind the back of her head.

One customer who had been at the store for a while became
concerned and walked over to the car.  He noticed that
Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange.

He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd
been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her
brains in for over an hour.

The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car
because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove
her hands from her head.

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of
bread dough on the back of her head.  A Pillsbury biscuit
canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise
that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in
the back of her head.

When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the
dough and thought it was her brains.  She initially passed
out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in
for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.


And, yes, Linda happens to be a blonde.