Joke: Presidents Four presidents go to the land of OZ to visit the wizard. When they get there, the wizard says, "What can I do for you?" Jimmy Carter is the first to speak. He says, "I-I-I-b-believe I-I-I'd like a l-l-little c-c-courage". The wizard says, "Done... go free those hostages wherever they are." Next is Ronald Reagan who says 'I just can't seem to remember a danged thing anymore. I sure could use a new brain. The wizard replied "done" and Ronald flew back to Hollywood. George Bush said, "You know, I've been told that I have no heart so I believe that for the sake of the American people, I would like a new heart." The wizard gave him his heart and kinder & gentler George left to find Barbara. Last but not least, Bill Clinton stepped up to the little man, the wizard said, "And what can I do for you?" Bill looked around coyly and said: "Is Dorothy around?"