Joke: Spicy Jokes......

Q: Why does it take Geri 3 hours to drink her orange squash?
A: Because the label says concentrate

Q: What do you call a Spice Girl with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.

Q: What's the difference between an intelligent Spice Girl
and a UFO?
A: I've no idea - I've never seen either.

Q: What do you call a Spice Girl behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.

Q: You're on an overloaded, sinking lifeboat with the Spice
Girls, who do you throw overboard?
A: Yourself.

Q: What do you see if you look into a Spice Girl's eyes?
A: The back of her head.

The Spice Girls are so stupid, they got locked in a
furniture store for the night and decided to sleep on the
floor.

Q: How do you make a Spice Girl laugh on Friday?
A: Tell her a joke on Tuesday.

Q: What do you do if a Spice Girl throws a grenade at you?
A: Take the pin out and throw it back.

Q: Why did the Spice Girls scale the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.

Q: What do you call a fly buzzing around in a Spice Girls
head?
A: A Space invader.

Q: Why do the Spice girls have TGIF written on their shoes?
A: Toes go in first.

Geri and Mel B were spotted trying to open the door of their
Mercedes with a coat hanger:
Geri: "I can't seem to get this door unlocked!!!"
Mel B: "Well you'd better hurry up. It's starting to rain
and the top's down!"